sleeping on the job

ok...here's a funny story for you!

i was up at the lake - north shore - and i had to use the restroom before we drove back down...well we stopped at the nugget - ok, if you've never been there...let me try to explain it to you...this place is TINY!! you walk in and you can see every part of the building. so i'm walking in thinking, 'i hope the bathroom isn't closed for cleaning'...and guess what?!?!?!?!? i walk to it and there is the little sign that says 'restroom closed for cleaning'. i could not believe it!! so i ask the cocktail waitress how long it's usually closed and she was like oh 5 minutes or so. so i'm standing by the entrance doing the 'dance' wondering how long it's going to be closed. i can't hear anything from the restroom - nothing - like no water running or any 'cleaning' sounds - so i decide to go in and ask how long it's going to be before it's open again. i walk in and in the stall is this older hispanic man sitting on the toilet...asleep!!!! he had the key to the toilet paper holder in his one hand and the new toilet paper roll in his other hand. he had fallen asleep right in the middle of changing the roll!!!! i guess i woke him up when i walked in cuz he kinda jumped and then was speaking to me in spanish (no clue what he said) and then he almost ran out and took the sign with him.

so, he's sleeping on the job, on the toilet, in the ladies restroom!! yikes!